Fenton Bailey

Managing Director

A champion marksman, Fenton holds several world records for his unmatched ability to shoot an arrow. In 1996, he had the prestigious honor of gracing the cover of Archery & Bowhunting. He was on top of his game. Riches. Celebrity. Groupies. Things couldn't have been better. But as the saying goes, when you reach the top, the only way left to go is down. And the demise started innocently. With a friendly challenge. From Geena Davis. Perhaps he'd grown too cocky. Perhaps he'd lost the burn in his belly. One thing's for certain, Fenton got whooped by the Oscar winning actress, and never picked up a bow again.

Randy Barbato

Managing Director

A foremost authority on pre-Revolutionary War America, Randy is the author of the best selling, "Stars, Stripes, and Stitching," which chronicles late 18th-century attire. A radical theorist, he contends that traces of the bikini are rooted in the Georgia colony, specifically in its capital, which he coined "Hotlanta." He also suspects Thomas Jefferson was a founding father of not only the Declaration of Independence, but of a new way of mustache grooming. In fact, Barbato writes that the facial hairstyle is called the goatee because when the future president lived in France, locals dubbed him "Gorgeous Tommy," for his handsome and unusual beard. Of course, none of this has ever been proven, and Randy never gets invited to the annual National Historian Convention.

Liz Carriere

Production Accountant

When you ask Liz about the greatest daredevil of the 20th century, here's her response: "Evil Knievel? Huge pussy." Spending the majority of her adult life making the renowned stunt master look like an amateur, Liz has wrestled sharks, jumped through flaming hoops of fire, and dived off drawbridges. Remarkably doing so without even so much as a scratch on her elbow. Amazingly, she's petrified of spiders. Go figure.

Steven Corfe

Executive Assistant

Here's an inside tip: If you're going to bet on the winner of the WOW Wet T-shirt contest, plunk all your money down on Corfe. Despite spending hours at his desk, he somehow finds the time to work diligently on his pecs. The result of this regimen is a magnificent sight.

Fred Dechow

Accounting Assistant

Every morning, Fred takes part in the most bizarre eating ritual one could ever witness. He downs a can of Duncan Hines chocolate frosting, follows it with a tablespoon of malt balls, and then chases the whole thing with a two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. The funny thing is that with all that caffeine, he religiously takes afternoon catnaps under his desk.

Ricardo Gonzalez

Post Production Supervisor

By the age of four, Ricardo already had the skills of a seasoned concert pianist. By 12 he was sitting in with the New York Philharmonic. He was called a prodigy by some. A god by others. After going on a world tour that culminated with three weeks of sellout crowds in Moscow, the enigmatic genius packed it in at 18, and called it a career.

Eduardo Magana

Online Editor

As the NHL's ninth all-time leading goal scorer, Ed was unanimously elected to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1982. Known in his prime as "El Tornado," he was the rare combination of finesse and power. Since retiring, Ed has opened three largely profitable Mazda dealerships in the San Bernardino Valley.

Stephen Saban

WOW Report Editor

This may or may not be true, but word on the street is that Stephen is actually the inspiration behind the song "Piano Man." At least that's what he tells people. That would explain why he's constantly singing the song. But it doesn't excuse him for constantly being shirtless.

Thairin Smothers

Producer

Thairin's beauty can best be summed up in a verse from this old Gaelic poem:

Feel the wind, so cold the air
Shooting up my underwear
Stare at the moon, gaze the stars
Bend over, I can see your arse

-Anonymous

Tom Wolf

Head of Post Production and Technology

They call him Johnny Bowling Pin, for reasons that won't be divulged. Needless to say, Tom has no problem getting dates on Friday night. What he does find problematic, however, is finding a nice pair of chinos that fit just right.